My version of Jingle Bells!!!

Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun it is to go shopping everyday (hey)

Candy store, 5 and 10, sport shop after that,

Toys for all the kiddies, and don't forget the cat (MEOW)

Dashing through the crowds, people everyplace

Up and down the aisles, sneezing in my face (hahahaha)

There's so much to do, there's so much to see.

Wonder if what I got you costs more that you cost me

OH! Jingle bells, Jingle bells, will they never stop,

I've been shopping all week long and I'm about to drop (hey)

Ring them bells, somewhere else far away from here,

Ain't it really lucky, that Christmas comes but once a year?

Wrap your presents nice, pretty bows that shine,

Take them out to the mail, you have to wait in line

Fight your way back home, and if you're like me,

Maybe on the 24th you'll get to trim the tree (hey)

Oh Jingle bells, Jingle bells, they really make me sick,

Got hundred envelopes I'm gonna have to lick (YUCK)

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, my fingers all have cramps

And to really top it off, I just ran out of stamps.

Oh Jingle bells, Jingle bells, ringing in my ear,

I'll be broke 'till Easter just like I was last year,

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, a few more days and then,

When I see the Children smile, I know I'll do-it-all-again next year.

"Happy Holidays Everyone!!"